April 15, 2009


On the heels of the "right-wing extremist" controversy coming from the Department of Homeland Security, a counter force is looking to identify and deal with left-wing extremists.According to prudent sources, You Are a left-wing Extremist If You Believe that--* The U.S. Constitution is unconstitutional because women, racial, sexual preference, and religious minorities were all under represented in 1776* Nancy Pelosi understands the Catholic Church's teachings on abortion better than all popes, past and present* Vast sections of America are still owned by Mexico, despite the Treaty of Guadeloupe, which was approved by both nations in 1848* Silencing conservative talk radio is vital to America's national defense* Sandy Berger was a greater patriot and more honorable than Dick Cheney* Barney Frank would be a terrific Secretary of Defense * Freedom of choice is inalienable, except when it comes to heath care, saving for retirement, and other decisions best left to government* Hillary Clinton is a better role model than Mother Teresa* The right of government trumps all individual rights, notwithstanding the Constitution and the Bill of Rights* Illegal aliens must be counted in the 2010 Census in order to assure that sufficient Democrat ballots are ordered for the November elections* That white spot on Monica's blue dress was actually secretarial "white out" planted by Linda Tripp to embarrass Bill Clinton* Reparations should be paid to African Americans who can prove they voted for Obama* Birth certificates must produced to purchase a gun, but are completely unnecessary in order to prove eligibility for the presidency* "Minutemen" refers to the sexual staying power of border patrol agents* Speaking English within ear shot of Hispanics obviously here illegally is a serious hate crime* Straight, white, employed Christian males should notify the local police 60 days before moving into a new neighborhood * Borders are unnecessary when proper diplomatic protocol is followed* Burning Old Glory is protected free speech, whereas rants by conservatives like Rush Limbaugh are "hate speech" * A woman’s right to abort the life of an innocent child is inalienable; whereas execution of a convicted killer is cruel, unusual & barbaric * Starving a helpless victim like Terri Schaivo to death is acceptable, but using lethal injection to end the life of a brutal killer is not* Publicly wishing a friend or family member "Merry Christmas" is clearly an act of civil disobedience and unconstitutional* While symbols of Christianity must be hidden, Islam must be openly promoted in the name of religious awareness and tolerance* Separation of church and state applies only to Christianity and Judaism* Leveling the playing field between haves and have-nots is the most important function of government, even more so than national security. * Tax cuts are wrong when returned to people who actually paid taxes, but perfectly fine when sent to those who paid none* Paying higher taxes is the "Patriotic" thing to do* Marriage is no longer necessary to sanctify man-woman relationships; however, it is absolutely essential that same-sex couples be allowed to marry* Enforcing U.S. borders and immigration laws is wrong because it discriminates against Hispanics* Those who support English as America's official language are racists, but those who prefer Spanish and other foreign languages over English are OK because of the inherent value of diversity* Conservatives who seek to preserve American culture are hate mongers, whereas immigrants are encouraged to celebrate their heritage even if it interferes with assimilation into mainstream America* Skyrocketing energy costs devastate working American families, but protecting Alaskan wild life is a greater priority* Outsourcing American jobs to foreign nations is driven by immoral corporate greed, but open borders and amnesty are acceptable because most illegal aliens are future Democrats* Huge profits are obscene, except when enjoyed by Bill and Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Teddy Kennedy, and other liberals* Military force must never be used, except when needed to obscure a Democrat president’s sexual misconduct in the Oval Office* Invading a foreign nation is wrong, except when aliens from Mexico invade AmericaBeing a left-wing extremist is the least patriotic behavior that one can engage in. Avoid liberalism at all costs!

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