Why Obama Is Nothing Like A Chimp

Moonbats compared GWB to a chimp at every opportunity, but it would be unfair to do the same with Chairman Zero, despite his resemblance to Curious George — unfair to chimpanzees, that is. Consider Santino the chimp, who every morning collects rocks inside his enclosure at a Swedish zoo. Around midday, he commences to hurl them at the humans gathered outside. I Hate the Media compares him to Obama:
Unlike President Obama, the chimp developed a clear plan and followed it.
Unlike President Obama, the chimp knows he must save his assets and not throw them away all at once.
Unlike President Obama, the chimp believes in stockpiling weapons to use against his enemies.
Unlike President Obama, the chimp is dedicated to defending his homeland.
Unlike President Obama, the chimp didn't announce that he wanted to negotiate with any of the "moderate" humans who hold him captive.
Unlike President Obama, the chimp hasn't announced that he will stop throwing rocks in 19 months.
And finally, unlike President Obama, the chimp didn't demand that the rich gorillas in the next cage share their rocks with him.
To sum up:
I knew Santino the chimp. Santino the chimp was a friend of mine. Obama is not Santino the chimp Santino The Chimp Salutes Chairman O