In case you've been under a rock for the last few days...there's news.
Our Dear Leader and his old lady, lately of the Chicago Trailer Park, have recently insulted our oldest, greatest and truest ally, Great Britain.
There does seem to be some discussion on both sides of the pond as to whether the infamous Gordon Brown personally deserved much warm friendliness at the White House...
...but Obama is not just representing himself to Mr. Brown, he is representing the American people to the British people.
And I consider him to have besmirched our honor and our hospitality. And that, regardless of the individual worthiness of the private Mr. Brown, is unforgivable. And typically arrogant of the snot-nosed brat in the White House.
To my British cousins, I apologize for affront by the ill-mannered buffoon we have suffered to occupy the Oval Office.
If anyone wants to add a personal note..here is the Ambassador's address:
3100 Massachusetts Avenue N.W.
Washington D.C. 20008