March 12, 2009

Dear IRS:

Since Timothy Geithner gets to be in charge of the IRS and Charlie Rangel gets to chair the committee that writes our tax laws despite both being tax cheats, and Harry Weed says we pay taxes voluntarily, maybe instead of coughing up my hard-earned money so that Big Government can flush it down the toilet, I'll just send the IRS a letter like this one that appeared in the Times Record News of Wichita Falls, Texas:
Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.
The letter goes on to request the same treatment prominent Democrats receive when they fail to pay taxes, and promises a partial payment as soon as the stimulus check arrives.

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