Larry King's Son Wants To Be Black

Delirious with joy over the ascension of our first Affirmative Action president, CNN's Larry King has once again wandered into the realm of self-parody:
CNN's orange-haired septuagenarian chatterbox Larry King has been bowled over by the new Age of Obama, enthusing that his youngest offspring (from his seventh marriage) wants to be black. I guess it's a case of black being, er, the new black.
Interviewing a visibly uncomfortable Bob Woodward on his eponymous CNN show last night, Larry, 75, gushed: "My younger son Cannon, he is eight. And he now says that he would like to be black. I'm not kidding. He said there's a lot of advantages. Black is in. Is this a turning of the tide?"
Maybe one day the tide really will turn, and we'll be judged by the content of our character — but I wouldn't count on it, with moonbats steering the course for our culture.
What's next, after a guy getting elected for being half African and having a name like a terrorist? According to King, a lesbian president:
Who would've thunk it. I can't believe it. Well, in 10 years' time we'll have, a what, a lesbian?
Just so long as we don't elect a superannuated moonbat talk show host.