Try not to think about the way Chairman Zero is flushing this country's future down the toilet with his multi-$trillion left-wing spending spree. Think of the lighter side: his family is getting a new dog. Michelle has settled on a breed: the Portuguese Water Dog. This rare breed isn't much to look at, but it does possess a symbolically relevant skill:
They are native to Portugal's coast, where they have been used by fishers to herd their catch into nets.
What better sidekick for a socialist ruler? Plus, unlike Plugs, they don't shed.