Global warming hits Chicago

It's 2:40 in the afternoon and I am getting winter storm warning alerts on my mobile phone. So far in December it has been at least 15 degrees below normal everyday since the 1st. My weather guy I watch said its the 13th snowiest opening to a December in like forever. Another foot of snow expected tonight. Oh by the way its only 7 degrees. Damn that global warming. I knew it felt warmer today.